The sampling of away messages on my buddy list were so good tonight that I just had to post some of them. Even though I don’t really talk on AIM anymore, I can’t seem to ever actually shut it down for more than a day. I am a compulsive away message checker. I know it wastes time, but luckily with the advent of AIM clients that don’t suck such as Adium, I can just scan my buddy list to quickly see if there is anything interesting. The best part is speculating on what they all could mean. Here is the wisdom that everyone left for me on a saturday night (with a little of my own commentary):
- “as cool as the other side of the pillow” — Man this is such a great expression, I have to start using it.
- “Diet Potato Chips…. the reason we fight terrorists to keep America free…..” — Well, I could think of some better reasons. Diet food tastes like crap, and I wouldn’t trust the synthetic sugars. But, you know, different strokes for different folks.
- “feeling like shit…staying in tonight” — Me too. Got a mild cold.
- “I’m not talking about dance lessons. I’m talking about putting a brick in the other guy’s windshield. I’m talking about taking it out and chopping it up.” — I googled it. Royal Tenenbaums. Sorry, it’s on my “to watch” list.
- “damn it is early…getting a prom queen” — Yeah right, Dave.
- “ahhh fuck yea, endicott can suck my nuts” — Some emotional catharsis, from a person who is not usually mad. Nice.
- “sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep…maybe” — There are so many things that could mean. I have a dirty mind.
- “they call me Czar Nicholas… aka the White Russian” — I like it.
- “if your chest says BRUCE you are awesome” — Did someone get written on after passing out last night?
- “advil, ice, and liquor….i love rugby” — Ahhhh, yes. College sports. Add ice baths to that list.
- “Even farting when I’m alone makes me laugh” — Doesn’t it make everyone laugh? Especially a really good one?
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